Are You a Terminal Bitcoiner? 7 quick meme-powered questions. ⚠️ Side effects may include selling your chairs for sats. 1) What’s your long-term plan for your Bitcoin? Never selling — my kids can fight over it. Sell at $1m and buy an island. Trade in and out, catch the pumps. Not sure I'll still hold next halving. 2) When number go up, how do you feel? My conviction gets stronger. I'm calculating exit targets. Panicking I don't have enough. Is it too late to buy? 3) How many chairs do you own? 🪑 Zero — sold them all to stack sats. One. It's uncomfortable but Bitcoin fixes this. A few — my partner wouldn't let me sell. Plenty — I like sitting more than stacking. 4) What's your biggest fear? Leaving sats on an exchange. Being the single point of failure for my family's Bitcoin. Missing a bull run. Bitcoin going to zero. 5) Which describes your vibe best? Stacker of last resort. Shadowy super-coder. Trader looking for edge. Fiat enjoyer dabbling in BTC. 6) Offered a fiat loan against BTC — what do you do? Laugh. Enjoy liquidation, I'll pass. Maybe, if rates are low. Fiat me, please! No — I want Bitcoin for Bitcoin. 7) Finish the sentence: "I don't have a price, because…" Bitcoin is priceless. It's for my kids' future. Everyone has a price — mine's just high. Still figuring that out. We don’t store your answers, for entertainment purposes only.
